Tuesday, June 30, 2009

Ketchup er I mean Catch-up

Again I find that I am days behind despite the warning from Nick that this was going to be really funny but I've got to write it right away. Sadly he is right and perhaps he will comment on this with any additional funniness since he was there for at least 2 of these. Oh wait... I have to go back further...

Our friend's boyfriend was in town for 2 weeks for work and a friend of Jamie's (also a friend of said boyfriend) recently moved to THE LV. So one weekend we did what we do best and threw a BBQ followed by a trip to da Palms. (Shocking! I know) Despite the fact that Jamie went to school at Virginia Tech and lived in the DC area I don't have that many states from that area. (Or perhaps I do, I failed that stupid label the 50 states test) Our friend encouraged us to cause trouble with her boyfriend while he was here so I brought him in on the game and he took these pictures of me and Mr. VA!
Now when Nick asked if I could go with him to a wedding last Tuesday first I thought, "who the hell gets married on a Tuesday," but then a better question popped into my head, "where are the bride and groom from?" The bride is from TX. (or southern CA but who cares I have them both) The groom is from the south... the invite becomes more interesting. (Insert the missing funny thought/quote/idea [but don't mention the one idea Nick]) Although I did see this kid's ID I am not 100% sure he is old enough to drink... ya'll say Howdy to Mr. AR!
(Wow, the phone pix inside are mediocre at best) Another groomsmen was from LA and I was pretty sure I had it but foolishly left my list of states at home, so I kissed him anyway because as Nick pointed out, "You'll need it when you lap Melissa!"
This past Saturday in honor of (fill in your reason to drink here) we had a BBQ and went to da Palms. (No wonder my life is a haze and the weekends are blending together) It was Nick and his gang of hoes so the game was on. One of the girls caught us a bachelor party early in the night but only 1 guy was from a qualifying state. Nick attempted a picture with his phone but no dice, he and the gang of hoes can vouch for Mr. MA. The rest of the night consisted of me asking everyone if they were from Rhode Island (I swear the DJ gave a shout out to his peeps from RI... although maybe he was saying Long Island...) only to find states I already had. Still I believe this takes me to 30!

Saturday, June 13, 2009

It's about time!

So this update is totally belated and honestly I have no details. MN M kicked my ass in the head to head competition but I did manage to get a couple more. Here's Mr. Illinois and and Mr. Ohio. Apparently MN M brought the midwest to Vegas with her!




It's short but at least it is updated. Hopefully there's more to come tonight ;)

Oh yeah, I have North Carolina too. There isn't any photographic evidence so far but there's voicemail evidence (and it's super funny) plus there are plenty of people who can vouch for it.