Thursday, February 12, 2009

Ms. Understandings

"Shit!... I gotta write that blog!" I exclaimed a few minutes ago. The roomie promptly replied, "I was wondering why you hadn't written it yet... oh yeah, you need my help, although I am not going to be that helpful because you kept wandering off."

That pretty much sums up the last couple weekends. Here's how I think it went down... jell-o shots at the house, (kids thank Jen... thanks Jen) Arbonne energy drinks and vodka for the road, nasty shot at the circle bar, then I swear I wasn't going to drink anymore but people kept buying and it's rude to say no... right?!

I don't really remember Ghostbar, but wait, we just reviewed the pictures and yes... Mr. Arizona was at Ghostbar! (you can tell by the background) I apparently found him on my own, I thought he was from WI, there was some sort of misunderstanding, his been in AZ for like ten years, or something, I don't really know the details, but as his ID clearly states he is from AZ.

(check out the look on my face, I am soo up to no good... and WASTED!)

Cut to Moon... here's our friend's version (told to me the next morning) "so we're walking in and you stop but the rest of continue. We get to a bar and Jamie notices your absence, she says she's gonna get a visual on you so she knew where you were lest you should disappear (apparently she claims this has happened before! I never! have been so falsely accused!) she walks away and almost immediately returns and asks for the camera!" I can tell you that once again there was some sort of misunderstanding with this guy as well. I think he might live here now, again I don't really know the details. Then Mr. Michigan thought we were trying to scam him, or something (do I really need to say " again I don't really know the details?") and got all weird about the ID pic, which ended up being a nice cleavage shot instead.

(check out that chick's shirt...er dress?)

So there you have it. Sorry Nick, once again it's hazy at best. I'll try harder to remember next weekend or maybe you should be a better wingman! Totally just kidding! You rock! If it wasn't for you none of this would be happening!

Sunday, February 1, 2009

If 3 is a hat trick...

...then what is 4?! (Take that MN M!)

Thanks to my all knowing roommate I can actually tell you who is who. So guess where we went last night? If you said "da Palms" then you are correct! (and hopefully shocked that we decided to do something different) We wanted to see the the Rock of Love Bus whores but alas we only say the drummer from the BMB (yeah that's right, The Bret Michaels Band) I was going to make him Mr. Wherever He Is From but his woman was all over him so alas I had to set my sights on other men. Luckily our friends invited some air force boys along for the ride. Honestly it's hazy at best but let me introduce you to...

Mr. Minnesota (I guess this ends the debate over who will be Mr. MN, sorry guys)

Mr. Kentucky (He crashed at our house... with my other friend)




Mr. Washington (random guy with a table)

Mr. Nevada ("He was cute!" according to my friend and possibly gay according to my other friend)

Well I did not get all of the IDs but there are witnesses who can verify all of this since I don't remember most of it. Next weekend Aimless will be here and she will help me find my target!