Thanks to my all knowing roommate I can actually tell you who is who. So guess where we went last night? If you said "da Palms" then you are correct! (and hopefully shocked that we decided to do something different) We wanted to see the the Rock of Love Bus whores but alas we only say the drummer from the BMB (yeah that's right, The Bret Michaels Band) I was going to make him Mr. Wherever He Is From but his woman was all over him so alas I had to set my sights on other men. Luckily our friends invited some air force boys along for the ride. Honestly it's hazy at best but let me introduce you to...
Mr. Minnesota (I guess this ends the debate over who will be Mr. MN, sorry guys)
Mr. Kentucky (He crashed at our house... with my other friend)
Mr. Washington (random guy with a table)
Mr. Nevada ("He was cute!" according to my friend and possibly gay according to my other friend)
Mr. Nevada ("He was cute!" according to my friend and possibly gay according to my other friend)
Well I did not get all of the IDs but there are witnesses who can verify all of this since I don't remember most of it. Next weekend Aimless will be here and she will help me find my target!
Mary, I applaud your sluttiness. Nice work, my dear...
ReplyDeleteWay to whore it up!! I never thought anyone could give my NSLP a run for her money, but you are a worthy competitor so far!
ReplyDeleteOh, you WILL find your target!
ReplyDeleteFYI. I think that Eugene counts for Missouri and Illinois.
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